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treygotguap:

When y’all both finally agreed on the same place to eat

lamignonette:

Vogue 

mystgourmet:

scope-dogg:

tilthat:

TIL Until 2007, Russian astronauts were issued a sawed off shotgun and machete to fight off Siberian bears and other wildlife upon landing back on Earth. They are now issued a semi-automatic pistol.

via reddit.com

My face when I’m just out there foraging for berries when a capsule crashes to the ground from the heavens and a cosmonaut comes out and points a gun at me

wetlandbyhiroshiyoshimura:

this is SO funny 

norcani:

norcani:

why is this so funny

*me walking into the local german library* I heard of a man named Hegel? A video game villain mentioned him.

aaasmplesffringg:

psxgfx:

me all of 2018